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To set the background Martin (aka Doya) was no longer an employee of Royal Sunn alliance but was
"smuggled" in by one of his old managers. Needless to say the boy got plastered started fighting
(settling old scores according to him!) and worse. The following is a quick run down of the
aftermath of Doya's wee night out. Apparently, oor
Doya had had about sixty too many following his boxing match in RSA.
On
his way home, he did the traditional Sellik paranoia
trip they all seem to have when they're oot their nut and thought the
Police were after him. In order to make his escape, and
probably thinking they had the dogs and copters out for him, he
thought he
would put them off the trail and headed for the
nearest river. A short time later, thinking the coast was clear, he
tried
to get up the slippery embankment without much
success. It was at this point he made the phone call. Whilst there
was
plenty of splashing in the background, it was clear
that Doya had not a clue where he was. Except he was in a river and
his
feet were wet. Eventually, he made it back up the
embankment and it turned out that he was about twenty yards from his
house. Honestly, you couldn't make this stuff up.
I've done some detective work and have the full sp on the Martin
'Billy
the Fish' Doya's wee trip in the Clyde.