Currently studying Psychiatric nursing. Over the course of the next couple of
years BIG Gary will learn how to say "shut the f*ck up" and also learn how to beat
up people who are insane. Makes a change from beating up drivers who cut
him up on the road.
Size:
Fecking huge
Pitz debut:
Around about 2000.
Appearances:
30-40.
Player idol:
Lubo, Henrik et al but probably more akin to Bobo Balde due to his bulk and ability
to kick seven shades of shite out of you while looking totally innocent!
Playing style:
Robust is not the word for it. At 6"3' and weighting more than Ford Mondeo with
four sales reps inside he has the ability to vapourise the opposition. Also shows
flashes of class now and again but intimidation tactics are the order of the day here.
Also impossible to knock of the ball because it takes longer to run round him than
we have to play the game!
Shots on goal:
354.
Shots on target:
12.
Goals:
16 - claims everything going.
Best moment of intimidation (so far!):
When called a fat bastard by a member of the opposition Gary true to form remained
ice cold and informed the insulter that at the end of the game he was dead
. This was
said in such a matter of fact way Mike Tyson would have bottled it. Needless to say the said
insulter craped himself and was the first player over to the big man to apologise
and offer his hand in friendship - a classic football moment but it would
have been much more entertaining to see the big chap knock the boy out
then seek further retribution by burning down his house, his parents house, his neighbors
house, killing his dog, cat, hamster and goldfish - you don't mess with Gary!
Career highlight:
Tearing the cartilage in his knee one Wednesday night. Although a horrific injury
Gary then had the perfect excuse to get stoned out his heid for months and
not have to worry about playing against a bunch of annorexic pygmy's like us.
