Big Kenny (very original, thanks) Lurch out of The Addams
Family.
AGE:
27.
PITZ DEBUT:
1998.
APPEARANCES:
50.
GOALS:
93.
HAIR:
By Black & Decker.
STYLE:
Famous for being a 20-stone lager-swilling-fag-smoking bear,
Kenny
made a recent dramatic comeback to the Pitz after 2 years on the
sidelines
and showed us the "new" him - after having shed 2 pounds following a
large
dose of laxatives, Kenny these days only drinks lighter strength lager
(anything below 7% vol) and has cut his smoking down to 27 an hour. A
new
man, Neil didn't recognise him when he came back. True, he never knew
him
in the first place, never even met in passing, but that's not the point.
Kenny is probably the top passer out of the current crop, and can land
the
ball on a Buckie bottlecap from 50 yards, by his own admission.
Crippled,
however by a discerning lack of pace, which has been likened to an old
snail. With athritis. Carrying three bags of groceries.
CAREER HIGHLIGHTS:
Too few to mention. Ran over the halfway line once,
possibly twice, and career-wise, now in his 3rd incarnation at RSA -
surely
a record if anyone bothered to look into it. Only picked because of his
"I've got a motor" status, which can be utilised fully when the weather
is
pish.
