'the Beast', 'the animal', 'killer', 'dirty
swine','wan tun lee' or simply 'fatty'.
Age :
No idea. Late 20's probably.
Occupation :
Hitman.
Kit :
Vintage Ajax kit from circa 1986.
Playing style :
Dirty. Gets away with filthy tackles that no-one else would,
simply
because you don't know whether he's tried to cripple you or if he's been
let down again by his 'sloth on valium' like pace. Knows one turn that
gets
him round a player once every 6 months.
Fave Player : Anyone from Uruguay or with the nickname 'the Butcher
of......."
Appearances :
Fleeting. Plays regularly for a few months then vanishes
for
long periods possibly travelling the world which would be the only
passable
explanation for his often rather dishevelled appearance.
Shots on Target :
7.
Goals :
0.
Career Highlight :
I can recall him hitting the bar with a dipping,
swerving shot from about 30 yards once. Then again, the keeper probably
had
it covered.
